During a children's sermon, Rev. Larry Eisenberg asked the children what "Amen"
means. A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means 'Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks!' "
A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order.
His answer? "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7".
I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me,
grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand.
"Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to
Heaven," I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him
Bill Keane, creator of the Family Circus cartoon strip tells of a time when he was
penciling one of his cartoons and his son Jeffy said, "Daddy, how do you know what
to draw?" I said, "God tells me." Jeffy said, "Then why do you keep erasing parts of
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor: "When I grow up, I'm going to give
you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my
daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to
say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said. Our daughter
bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to
"I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it."
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea):
For best results, wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron.
For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roof rack.