The Cat Named Fat
by Andrew T., age 11, from US
Once there was a cat, that was named Fat.
He was very fat.
His body was made of skin,
because he had no bones to begin.
There was a man, that had quite a tan,
he got hot,
so he turned off his pot,
and turned on his brand new fan.
The cat blew away,
the cat's back started to sway,
his back was so soft,
he rolled off the loft,
and that's how the cat blew away.
He blew onto the street, he was grabbed by his feet,
a man took him away from there,
to keep him with the bears,
and now he is obsolete.
Today the cat is so obsolete, he has an oldies beat,
he now lives with the man,
who has a tan,
is an oldies beat so obsolete?